It’s better to light one little candle than to curse the darkness.
A: Hi! Do you have a boyfriend?
B: Yes...who are you?
A: It's your Dad...be home this weekend, and we'll talk!
A: Hi...do you have a bf?
B: Not a chance, who are you anyway?
A: It's your bf, sucks to know that you're not proud to be with me and be your bf... :(
B: Sorry babe, i thought you're my dad...he texted me a while back asking the same question
A: Yes, it's me, your dad...we'll have a long talk this weekend!
WAHAHAHA OH MY GOD!
Unpossible not to laugh